carpet

Hipster slang for lesbian.

Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!

by shizzle_bot January 18, 2007

carpet bag

The act of inserting one's scrotum into the vagina. Like a teabag for the vagina.

Dude, I can't believe you managed convince that girl that you should carpet bag her.

by Bleeding Kidneys August 2, 2006

carpentry

When you put a girl up against a wall and fuck her. HARD!

I fucked her so hard, i nailed her to the wall.

by Chus Buttface April 3, 2005

Carpet muncher

Some who eats hairy pussy

Barbara Streisand

by David April 10, 2006

Carpedo

A person who unnecesarily drives their car whilst children are walking to school. The pedo is a reference to paeodophile because they are abusing children by filling the air with carcinogenic fumes.

An example of a carpedo would be school run mums who could easily get up ten minutes earlier in the morning and walk their kids to school.

by Leotard22 April 22, 2009

carpentress

female carpenter

Barry says there is no such word as carpentress, but he is wrong.

by divingchica October 25, 2010

Carpet the Bottom

The act of sprinkling a small amount of marijuana on the bottom of a pipe bowl, as to create a 'carpet on the bottom.'

dude one - Hey man, you wanna smoke a bowl?
dude two - Sure, but i don't wanna get too high, lets just Carpet the bottom.

by oxhelmet December 12, 2010