condom penis

Where the skin from the shaft covers the head to form a tip, creating a condom penis.

Dude that porn star has a condom penis!

by BlackDevil November 14, 2006

condomary

a place from where condoms are distributed, usually free of cost.

The condomary has run out of condoms.

by uttam maharjan September 23, 2011

put on your condoms

Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.

(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!

by Alley L October 17, 2008

condom

A sheath usually made of latex which is worn over the penis.

Real men don't use condoms!

by RealMan July 14, 2003

condom eater

frank crianza

frank crianza is a condom eater

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

condom pop

1) one who is conceived as a result of a failing condom
2) the act of destroying the thin rubber sheath that stands between you and any feeling whatsoever
3) the fabled fourth hole right behind a woman's knee that can only be seen under the right lighting conditions.

1)My mom calls me her little condom pop
2)The pussy was great after i pulled off a condom pop
3)WTF?

by invisible guy... April 30, 2009

Condom Fail

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy

Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...

by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011