Schrodinger's Crap 

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

Schrodinger's Crap by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Mystical fairy crap 

White foam that comes out of a stress ball.

Oh no!! Mystical fairy crap got on my hand !!! (Ella):THATS A GOOD THING!!!

Mystical fairy crap by Arianna Tartaglione March 1, 2021

National beat the crap out of tall people day 

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

National beat the crap out of tall people day by Sponge87 October 21, 2021

scooby doo this crap 

the worst joke to ever be made

guy 1: Scooby doo this crap!
guy 2: shut the fuck up.

scooby doo this crap by sal1234 November 22, 2021

scooby doo this crap 

Go into a investigation; fix all the mess. Used in Spider-Man No Way Home when Doctor Strange want Peter to find all the villains back

‘After a water-fight, the place is messy’
Hey! Let’s scooby doo this crap

scooby doo this crap by OyrtJay November 23, 2021

Mr. crap 

Nah what they do to mr crap??

Noooo Mr. crap look!!! Plunkton is getting the secret fromula!!!!!

Mr. crap by Plunkton July 20, 2021

matter of crap 

See matter-of-crap at Urban Dictionary Website

matter of crap

matter of crap by jeffbo April 8, 2009