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stupid computerfaced brat

that one kid who lives/lived on your street and is obsessed with fortnite. his mother spoils him with whatever she wants. causing him to be a little brat. everyone hates this kid and thinks he's annoying, but he thinks everyone is his best friend. he owns a shelf full of fidget spinners, and like 5 MacBook airs. when he doesn't get his way, he screams like a 2 year old.
that little stupid computerfaced brat that lives on my street screamed at me last week when I wouldn't give him my tablet.
by iamthefirstdefinition March 19, 2019
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Commuter Cup

The unofficial race that takes place between (usually slow and unfit) bicycle commuters on the way too/from work. Also can refer to a road with an abundance of cyclists.
A lot of points on the commuter cup up on offer on main street today.
by joho_b February 3, 2009
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computter

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

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She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.
by cebaby June 20, 2009
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dell computers

Just like any other computer you get what you pay for. If you spend $600 on a computer it's going to be a non-upgradable pos just like a Gateway you ignorant fuc.
I got a good deal on a dell computer that's the same fucking thing as the gateway that was $200 more.
by Rob Batavia February 27, 2003
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Computers

-plural, contracts "Comp(s)"
-Hardware+Software
-Desktop or Laptop, new forms of hardware emmerge all the time
-What TV shows producers and academy awards ancient voting base(for Oscars) are too old and incapable to know anything more about than "where net is"

-Many thorough idiots think we should care to maintain our hardware, but it's a underdeveloped technology if it endangers itself just by being on(I'm talking dust, humidity and heat, the natural stuff that can damage your hardware over time)

-Are the future whatever they use next, be it another basic material, light or quantum comps, hell, your next console/PC/phone might work as a cloud computing platform. (consult OnLive)

-Every OS has its tricks/ways, cons and pros
-Experinced users can controll their system faster and more efficiently because they know their shortcuts, hotkeys and tricks

Current categorization by OS/pseudo-religion:

Windows = compatible with everything(malware), some releases are more buggy than others, every new Windows has several editions depending how much Microsoft wants to enforce security. Suffers from major obesity because it tries to support everything but then fails, some programs can crash, particularly if you have a 64bit version. Popular(piracy) and a gaming platform as well. BSOD appears (not only)when Hardware fails. The mainstream a reason why qwerty keyboards and mice w/o horizontal scrolling or 5 buttons still rule the lowend in 2011
(continuing cathegorisation of computers)
Mac = largely useless overpriced hipster lure/bling by company Apple that is known to freeze instead of BSODing. They sell it with the hardware THEY like. Objectively making OS X a 64bitwas smart choice. Some pros use it for safety purposes or exclusive programs. Their original mouse design reveals the tradition is clearly "designed for retards". Proof that TV industry is retarded and/or bribed by Apple. The cause of Applectomy. As its only game-suitable API is OpenGL, Valve is almost only company that loves money enough to release games on it. It's stable only because theres hardly any SW or HW for it and noone bothers to develop malware because it is effin niche.

GNU/Linux or just Linux = hacker/pro/server/safety stuff. It used to live in the wild, however some of it was corrupted and commercialized ages ago. Individual distributions of this OS have extra software by default, so in effect you meet this at places trying their best to be safe/cut costs. Has more control when using only keyboard than Windows ever tried. Low end hardware can run only Linux. It's not supported by Onlive or any games really(maybe because of weird control schemes and incoherent distributions getting in the way?). Niche as you can get without going ancient/completely unusable.
by Dhatzster May 13, 2011
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computerotic

similar in nature to metrosexual; the attachment and association of sexual attributes to a piece of computer/electronic hardware
if your friend said "oh my god, this new program highlighting script i wrote is so orgasmic" you might reply "okay dude, too much info...that was so computerotic"
by thefish February 2, 2004
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Computerchondriac

A person who once had a computer virus and now constantly runs to a co-worker for help when their virus program alert indicates that a potential virus has been deleted.
After Erin had a virus removed from her PC- She became a computerchondriac and called her co-worker Art every time a virus alert came up on her computer.
by A-JDog May 8, 2009
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