Christmas Crackwhore

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.

'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

geneva cream

A religion to younger children from the international schools of Singapore in which Geneva Cream a word used to deflect hated spirits.

Person 1: Ur such a poopyhead

Person 2: Geneva Cream
Person 1: oh lmao

by Ye nan purple July 1, 2019

Da Vinci's Cradle

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.

"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009

Ask out your crush day

Any day do it pussy

Boy:Will you got out with me
Bobette:No Tod
Boy:It’s ask out your crush day

by DoItOrScared June 23, 2020

creamy creamy

Creamy creamy - the epitome of all of and the answer to everything. If you ain't creamin', you ain't schemin'

'Dayum that ass is creamy creamy'

'Im feeling really creamy creamy right now'

by Rishiud May 16, 2014

Creepshow Art

Anyone who is caught posting anonymously online talking shit about themselves, their friends, using slurs and promoting their own paid services. Also known to be very bad at art and use a high pitched fake dramatic voice for everything. Also obese & known to catfish.

Wow Creepshow Art lost 20% of her subs. So crazy I bet by next month she’ll have under 300,000 now.

by Creepshow Art trashbin June 18, 2021

CROYDON

Lovely, visually stunning town with beautiful buildings ranging from Victorian grandeur to 21st century ubercool slick. Croydon is a cultured town, strong on the arts with a museum, theatres, art house cinema and art gallery.

Croydon is under 15 minutes from Central London by fast train.

by .l May 4, 2014