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brown massage 

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact
Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.
brown massage by Rod Byron January 17, 2018

Brown Bouys 

When a shit a mess of floating turds.
I just dropped a shit load of brown bouys in there and didn’t flush.

Brown Elevens 

The mark left in your underwear after relieving yourself from a deep anal itch.
Man, my asshole itched so bad; I don't think the brown elevens will ever wash out of my undies.
Brown Elevens by NoodleFag November 22, 2018

Browncastle 

Verb. To shove a White Castle slider directly up your ass, in the hope it will feel better on the way out.
Roommate: “Dude, that White Castle from last night totally hurt coming out this morning. Why aren’t you hung over?”

Me: “I totally browncastled my sliders. Sucked at the time, but I feel like a champ this morning.”
Browncastle by Hoo Lee Gan September 22, 2019

Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)
Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

Brown Zebra 

When your runny poop sticks to half the toilet bowl, creating brown and white strips like a zebra hide
After Clarissa had Taco Bell, she went to the zoo and added a Brown Zebra to their facilities
Brown Zebra by Plattimus July 18, 2020