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break every bone in your body

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone and then, while sitting back with a nice bottle of wine, proceed to sadistically snap all 106 bones in their body, about one every 20 minutes or so, thereby inflicting nearly insufferable agony and forcing the person take their meals through a tube for the rest of their miserable, now useless life.
Ricky: Lucy, what’d you do, making out with Ethel?
Lucy: Oh Ricky, it was the only way Ethel could get her allowance from Fred!
Ricky: Ay caramba! I’m gonna break every bone in your body!
Lucy: Waugh!
by IGKYA53 July 2, 2020
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angel in a man’s body

A compliment you might pay to a partner or a colleague who rescues you from the consequences of something you were not able to do on your own, especially when you were in serious need of their assistance.
I have been recuperating from surgery now for three weeks and my husband has most definitely been like an angel in a man’s body!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
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When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
by Senapi April 21, 2021
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Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.
Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.
by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007
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bizzy body

a girl who likes to have sex with many people.
by bizzy mami . March 28, 2009
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Three body problem

A problem in celestial mechanics that must be solved to send a spaceship to the moon. It involves the mass of the earth,moon and the spaceship and is almost impossible to solve.
Also a problem you have where you are in love with two woman at the same time and try to find a way to keep them both which is almost impossible to solve unless they are both bisexual and can enjoy fucking each other while you fuck them.
John is trying to solve the three body problem.
by Deep blue 2012 July 9, 2010
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Potential Body Weight

The weight that you potentially be if you hadn't eaten the cake, hamburgers, soda, and ice cream today. To calculate back you measure how tight your jeans have gotten throughout the day.

This is the weight you should use when telling your friends especially of the opposite sex.

acronym: PBW
My potential body weight is 115 pounds after considering the cheesecake I just inhaled.
by lil.TW February 26, 2010
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