board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

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Boardwine

A teacher who loves pussy and used to be a rock star. Also a meme.

"Boardwine can suck my cock."

by Jeweebsee October 26, 2016

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Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.

Person A: *disagrees with person B*

Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!

Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.

Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups

Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...

Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...

Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:

Fuckin' board game whiners...

by Sickofbullshit666999 July 14, 2017

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boardear

When your ear is bored and you randomly decide to stick your ear up to someone's mouth and listen to them breathe

I became boardear so I went to my sleeping mother and put my ear on her mouth and listened to her breathe until she awoke.

by Jazmeneenna August 20, 2017

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