Mexican blowjob 

When the female sits on the toilet to pee. The male sits on her lap facing her. He pees between her legs. She farts consistently. The males penis feels the vibrations in the head of his penis. He gets harder as she farts more. Eventually he cums on her butthole (see krispy creme donut) due to the persistent vibrations coming from her farts.

Yo dude we decided to spider in the bathroom and she gave me a Mexican blowjob. Kinda loved it, also kinda hated it.

Mexican blowjob by Robbz11 October 10, 2020

Devil's Blowjob 

When you are peeing while simultaneously humming, lost in the bliss of sweet relief and you forget to put the damn thing back in before zipping up. Also it's very difficult to get back out once it's in.

Joe: Ahhhh, what a nice pee. OH SHIT FUCKING HELL FFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAA PUSSYVAGINAEATER ....

30 Seconds Later

Joe: Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit How the hell am I going to get this thing out. Fuck the Devil and his Devil's Blowjob.

Devil's Blowjob by xxdarkprince409xx#notcheeznam March 18, 2016

blowjob 

Even if you've just washed it she still won't suck it!

She sucked me dry,then I farted.

blowjob by eddy hitler June 13, 2005

blowjob 

The act in which a female or a very disturbed male inserts a usualy erect penis into their mouth. This act can consist of sucking, licking, deepthroating, and the occasional kissing. Some people choose to massage the penis as well as suck it, too cause more or a joyful sensation. This act usualy ends with the penis ejaculation a load of cum into the females mouth, then she either spits it out of swallows it. Sometimes, the mall will bust a load on her face, showing her shes just a useless broad. the "blowjob" got its name from people sucking penis in order to recieive blow or cocaine, hence the name "blowjob".

That bitch gave me a blowjob, and I farted on her chin

You dad asked me if I could suck his cock...... but thats kinda weird so I ran home

You sister sucks great cock.... I fuckign blew a load in her eye.... that stupid whore

blowjob by Flinchy April 30, 2006

blowjob 

for some, only a rumor

I'd give my left nut to get a real blowjob.

blowjob by Gamerguy March 20, 2008

blowjob 

meaning used to describe an act of fellatio

1.iam feeling horny give me a blowjob
2.in oral sex you can get blowjobs
3.what a kinky name for cock sucking a blowjob
4.give us a blowjob
5.blowjob+handjob=knobjob

blowjob by lucas bolton April 24, 2006

blowjob 

When a sexy bitch slams your bedroom door open, and then blows, licks, or sucks on your sweet sweet area until happiness and butterflies take over the orgasm

*sexy bitch comes in*
"Blowjob NOW"
"YOUR DAMN RIGHT BABY"

blowjob by AnimeDefinitions July 12, 2015