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Besterist

by KATHY DILLON May 19, 2008
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Bitter Beauty

Someone who obsessively develops their physical appearance to an impossible standard of human beauty and perfection, yet remain insecure and unpleasant in their personal interactions and relationships.

This can be achieved through extreme dieting, exercise, grooming, cosmetic surgery and augmentation, dental work, material possessions, education, career success, family connections or religious convictions or anything that achieves a belief of superiority to everyone else, but remain unhappy, unfulfilled and have underdeveloped interpersonal skills.
Don't even both try talking to that guy at the gym with the killer six pack. He's just another bitter beauty too lost in the mirror to give workout tips or his phone number.

You're not even in that bitter beauty's league, dude. She'll shoot you down with a look before you even get close enough to see her eye color.

The new dance club was packed with drunken bitter beauties providing their usual false hope of getting laid that night or even a mercy date.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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batter-licker

some one who will only help bake to lick the excess batter
Nic- you are such a batter-licker
by aslifdsiefhdsxoks December 2, 2010
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battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.
"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."
by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011
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bettendorf middle school

40% rich whites, 18% black, 2% rich blacks, 30% white trash/others that try to act bhad, 10% asians. some go to church, others vape and some suck dick on the daily. most dont wear deoderant.
"bro last night this bitch at the fb from bettendorf middle school asked to take a pic. she smelled like assss. ofc i still had to get that good slop top but she said she couldnt stay the night cuz she had church the next day."
by dissabignut4urbut September 12, 2018
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Battery Vine

"Battery Vine" is a short video of a man screaming at poor batteries.
"Battery Vine" goes like this:

AA: AAAH
AAA: AAAAH
AAAA: AAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Memey God September 13, 2018
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Battery Browne

Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children
by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020
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