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Butt Crog

1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.

2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
1. Damn, I crashed my bike and got dirt down my butt crog.
2. Chris, stop being a butt crog.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.
"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"
by johnebbad January 31, 2010
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Butt Suckage

Trash, noise, pollution, and antisocial behavior are examples of butt suckage. The subjective experience of aversion to the environment, e.g., anxiety, nausea, anger and depression.
by hwcdesign March 2, 2010
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butt minion

A person who seeks validation and approval with people of authority to benefit themselves financially or to gain status.
Our boss has aquired several more butt minions in the office since it's close to evaluation time.
by Navi67 March 24, 2010
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butt-laid

butt-laid is a term derived from getting laid.. but only referring to butt sex.
I got butt-laid last night, it was amazing Johnny rammed my ass
by Notgetnbuttlaid June 12, 2010
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butt-crackery

Of or relating to butt cracks; awkward or innappropriate interjection
Enough butt-crackery let's get serious
by Jon-Lizzle May 25, 2010
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butt sticker poop

An alarming condition that may soon reach epidemic status, butt sticker poop refers to a poop that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel push that usually expels poop from the butt into the toilet, instead clinging to the butt hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.

While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.

Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.
Thomas: Hey Wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.

Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.

Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers
by Jon Kitna's sister December 10, 2010
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