body gloss

to glisten with lubricant of choice. To make your body shine for any occasion.

When one has applied lotion, cream, etc. they put there body gloss on.....

by cheachea January 17, 2007

Dumpy Body

This is a type of body that trashy trailer park girls have where their gut hangs low, the butt is not nice, and the upper body tends to sag forward.

Yeah its always gross to see her standin there, with that dumpy body.

by Towa Steve apprentice of rabbi January 26, 2011

Male body image

Males often have negative body image, but women and girls get all the attention, so males are generally left in the dust and are more susceptible to self-hate because of this.

Did you hear that Sandra Fluke tried to disprove the theory that male body image is real too?

by YERGHETTO February 5, 2015

australian christmas bloody miracle

A joke used in shooter game Team Fortress 2. Means being amazed, or shocked.

This rum is like Australian Christmas bloody miracle!

by hedwig_23 October 27, 2015

Bloody Mary Sex

An incredibly elaborate sex act requiring precisely three people. Person A takes a very hot shower so his balls are hanging rather low and then scoops his balls up and on top of his boner. He then sticks his boner between his legs and closes his legs so that his balls are up front and his boner is sticking out back.

Person A now waddles backwards and sticks his boner into Person B's ass/cunt (cannot be mouth). Person A does an abbreviated squatting motion so as to fuck Person B, but all the while Person A is keep his legs closed and his balls up front.

Just prior to climax Person A will point to Person C and scream 'Bloody Mary'! It is at this time that Person C, who has been an innocent bystander til this point, takes aim at Person A's awkwardly exposed balls with a paddle or baseball bat.

Only moments before Person A blows his load, Person C will strike Person A in the balls so that upon busting, Person A will blow a bloody cumshot into Person B's ass/cunt. Thus completing the 'Bloody Mary'.

Larry: "Hey Lawrence, I couldn't help but notice in the locker room that your balls are black and blue. You OK?"

Lawrence: "Oh, it's no big deal. Me, Rachel, and Rob had Bloody Mary Sex last night. And I'll tell ya what, Rachel can really swing a baseball bat hard!"

by the_fatrix69 July 16, 2010

screaming bloody murder

A strong accusation of wrongdoing.

At the baseball game they were charging $8 for a hot dog. Everyone was screaming bloody murder.

by werdhoofen September 17, 2013

body chocolate

Specially made chocolate for smearing onto your partner's skin. Awesome to smear on, even better to lick off.

Body chocolate is the shiZ

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006