Palm Babies 

n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.

MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.

v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.

See cummy palm

1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!

2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."

Palm Babies by pclick December 8, 2010

Jean babies 

kids at the club: dude up against the wall and the chick is face down with her ass in the guys crotch humping his jeans like she wants to make a baby.

Damn girl! Look at all those kids making jean babies tonight. Someone is going to get knocked up!

Jean babies by xslamberx January 6, 2012

Plastic Babies

When the strap on is too good she said give her babies

Ayo did you hear Heather is pregnant with plastic babies

Plastic Babies by Will Lilly March 31, 2022

phil the barber 

A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old

"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."

phil the barber by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015

Mega Babies

A Canadian deathtrap your children would be engulfed in if they ever decide to switch the channel to Teletoon one dreadful night. The fear will encircle their once-innocent eyes as they see diapers skyrocket to the moon in almost every scene. Your child is witnessing subliminal child abuse only the government knows about. This is why Mega Babies' surroundings are almost very top secret-like. Because it secretly is secret. Never let your children or grandparents watch this. They are too stupid and weak to witness babies on steriods throwing shit in each other's faces. The hidden message is that the people running Area 51 are trying to hypnotise your very souls to bring you to your knees and surrender your very blood, so you can sacrifice lives in order to bring big bucks to all Big Brothers. It's a trap, I fucking tell you!

Mega Babies was an awesome show when I was growing up. Look at me today because of it!

Mega Babies by hyposane December 8, 2010

Sock Babies

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

Sock Babies by navy_squid June 10, 2008

barbemous minimus 

The technical term for declaring a truce in a battle of barbs or wit.

They no longer traded bards, preferring instead to declare barbemous minimus.

barbemous minimus by McRuleBreaker November 17, 2011