Usually a girl who is full of herself she is the biggest slut you will find , she thinks she can get all the guys but she can’t , sounds like she has a dick in her mouth and she smells like a fish store , Alyssa is the most annoying person you will ever see ,just seeing her face can ruin your day , she has friends who think they are really cool , they all act as if they are popular but in reality everyone hates them .
-“Did you walk pass Alyssa today she smelt so bad .”
~”yeh I’m sick of her and her friends acting as if they are the shit”
~”yeh I’m sick of her and her friends acting as if they are the shit”
by ~Dora~ June 14, 2018
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Praise:wow have you seen Alyssa she’s so kind we went and baked cookies together yesterday it was great!
Grace: yea but she wasn’t like that when I was her friend she just used me and spread rumours about me
praise: don’t be silly it’s alyssa she doesn’t do that
Grace: *sigh* of corse not
Grace: yea but she wasn’t like that when I was her friend she just used me and spread rumours about me
praise: don’t be silly it’s alyssa she doesn’t do that
Grace: *sigh* of corse not
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by anonymous May 15, 2018
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Alyssa , why are u so beautiful!!!!
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