bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"
While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!
by Chris August 22, 2005
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bat shit insane

When crazy as a run over dog just wont suffice.
Bitch - "I'm skanky, your a bad influence"
Bro - "Dude, that ho is bat shit insane"
Bro- "I know, right?"
by AUChode August 07, 2008
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batting for the home team

When a man/woman is gay. Home team is refered to being either male or female
the gay man was batting for the home team.
by someguy March 30, 2005
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Herped Bat Flaps

Noun

The unwashed hanging underarm skin of a morbidly obese person. Such an ailment has a tendency to form yeast deposits. If gone untreated, extra yeast deposits will occur.
"Spreading his arms wide, The Fatman's herped bat flaps spread his yeast spores to the populace.
by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014
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Baseball Bat Treatment

Getting beat up by a baseball bat.

This is the warm weather version of the Hockey Stick Treatment.
Joey: Guess what happened today at the grocery shop where I work! I caught someone stealing!!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!
by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023
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Choking up on the bat

Getting a blow job at a baseball game!
I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!
by Extra Inning King August 24, 2022
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