Britches arse steam

Physical exertion, especially that used in performing a manual task.

He's happy enough sitting behind a desk, but mention a job involving britches arse steam and he'll be off like a shot.

by Finbarthebad July 22, 2007

Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.

Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.

by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020

Hanging out of my arse

Suffering from a severe hangover

"Mate, i feel so rough, I am hanging out of my arse"

by jenm December 4, 2004

arse full of roasted snow

Not useful. Of little value.

Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.

by Joshua James October 11, 2006

Hanging out of my arse

Severely hungover; dying of a hangover

"How are you feeling this morning? Was a heavy night last night wasn't it?!", "You're telling me mate, I'm hanging out of my arse!".

by Jo 4 Nikki January 18, 2006

OAP- Own Arse Plugger

The dirtiest of females who like to take the mans penis and put it in there own ass.

That bird definitely looks like an OAP
She’s Rough i bet she’s an OAP

My Girl got freaky last night and turnt into an OAP
That girl is an OAP she grabbed my cock and put it in her own ass
OAP- Own Arse Plugger

by StepAndSon July 11, 2019

arse like the japanese flag

a burning and / or stinging sensation in the anus, cause by irritable bowel syndrome, oft the result of eating very spicy food. Also refered to as ringsting, ring of fire, fire-ring.

Bleedin' 'eck! that ruby murry gave us an arse like the japanese flag!

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003