bridgton academy

dont fucking come to this god forsaken place. you will dip excessively, pop pills even if you have never done any drugs before, and masturbate constantly.

i would rather go to prison because atleast there is sex there, than go to bridgton academy

by drunkatba11 November 16, 2010

lehigh valley academy

Is one of the most ridiculous schools on the planet. Kids are entranced to go there with fanciful promises of a better diploma when the DP Diploma is slightly less transferable than the AP. If you're going to go to community college anyway don't bother going to a place with the same types of rowdy kids but no forms of fashion. LVA is uniform city with a mean-mouthed/underpaid staff to boot. After a year --- no a month, you will want to transfer.

The goal of the incoming classes is to get into lehigh valley academy while the goal of everyone else is to get out.

by Ishmael Alouicious March 23, 2011

Tabor Academy

tabor academy:
best private high school!!!!
Everything about it is amazing.
Oh, and boarders are better.

Person #1: "you go to Tabor Academy?"
Person #2: "wow.... i'm jealous"

by Tabor March 30, 2008

St. Mary's Academy

An all-girls catholic high school located in downtown Portland, OR.

Known for extremely sheltered and judgemental nerds.
When the girls go out and there are guys there, they act exceptionally slutty, for lack of daily male interactions.

Known for high stress, and girls who are too-excited about learning.

Andrew: Where do you go to school again?

Anna: St. Mary's Academy, aka a living hell hole

Andrew: lol, succkss

by Anna=) November 6, 2009

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was one of the worlds greatest composers of music during the 1,700's. His hobbies included making birdhouses, playing piano while exposing his anus, and making fart noises.
Many people considered him to be "childish" because of his making of fart noises and showing of his anus during concerts but this was just another way of him expressing himself.

Elderly Black Man: "FUCK MAN!!! Did that kid just pull off a Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?"
Daniel Boone: "What a badass son-of-a-bitch"
Elderly Black Man: "He's even making the farting noises!"

by ac3092 April 30, 2009

Academic Decathlon

A source of immensely funny words of the "day" (chairness). Also a great place for smart slackers to discuss every single thing ever.
May be used as and adjective, or noun.
Abbr. AcaDeca.

That guy's so AcaDeca, that he should get a gold just for acting the part.

I'm going to an AcaDeca meeting on Thursday night at 5:30-7:30 at the high school in World Language 107.

by Alex Nye April 24, 2005

California Culinary Academy (CCA)

The California Culinary Academy (CCA) is a Le Cordon Blue school located in San Francisco, California. The CCA is a French style fine dining cooking school. The few students that actually end up graduating usually end up working at Applebees or the Olive Garden after doing free labor called an "externship" at a 3-5 star restaurant . The student population is made up of slutty girls with warped self images, ex carnies from the south, obese people, perverted old men, stoners, cocaine abusers, other substance abusers, alcoholics, ex criminals including sex offenders. The chef instructors and staff are just as bad as the students. More than 30% of the students to do not graduate. Some are just lazy and never took it seriously in the first place, and others just ruin their lives by partying it up in San Francisco and never amount to anything. Attending the CCA and getting a shitty chef job after school will never pay off the forty six grand in loans for tuition and thousands of other loans taken out for housing. If you attend the CCA, you are either a pervert, alcoholic, stoner, junky, creep, or all of the above. If you attend CCA, you can actually get a good culinary education if you take it seriously. But usually once you arrive, you'll just become a junky like the rest of the students.

I attended the California Culinary Academy (CCA) to become a chef. Now I am just an alcoholic.

by Slutty Wolf December 27, 2009