St. Thomas, Ontario

St. Thomas, Ontario is notably a great turmoil for southern Ontario. Most people who are born there are not going to go far in life as most of those people will never leave the town. It is a blackhole in which most do not surface. Drugs overthrow the town and most of the filth that walk the streets are oxyheads. Besides those few are the whores who get pregnant at 15. Meaning most of the females if you can call them that. No one is big and tough and none should be feared. Little white boys trying to be gangster is the 'it' thing. Parkside sucks ass, yes, yes it does. Don't deny it. Just like every other highschool in St. Thomas. None are better than any other. St. Thomas is filled with no-daddy aisles and we even have our very own ghetto, how trendy is that! The streets are becoming bare as jobs are diminished and stores go out of business. You can smoke joints walking down the street and passers-by will sniff and be on their way. Everyone does it here just some people will go to far and end up with needles in their arms and a date with the morg.
All in all; St. Thomas is a shithole and the people there are all shitheads.
Except me, of course. I'm getting the fuck out of here, peace fuckas.

The crackhead in your cellar: Hey mannnn, got any iceee. *shakeshake* St. Thomas, Ontario is always packing, show me your stash.

by k-t-y January 28, 2010

Upper St. Clair

The best township in Pittsburgh by far...Noted for its stubborn parents and insane sports fanatics...and Sean Lee

Dude 1: Upper St. Clair beat Mt. Lebanon last night?
Dude 2: Again? It seems like they always win at everything!
Dude 1: Dude, that's because they do!

by Andy Baraja April 27, 2006

st winifred's choir

A choral choir who sang the hit song " There's no one quite like Grandma" back in 1980, it stayed at number one in the uK for like two weeks

there's no quite like grandma is a funny song

by d'fo March 27, 2004

Port St. Joe

small paradise town with 2 redlights and more gossip than should be legal; best place in the world.

Oh my stars! Port St. Joe is so awesome!

by BBTV April 17, 2009

st pius x

word that can be used to describe homosexuals. it can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb, and even verb.

it can also be used to describe anything that sucks. unlike what st pius wishes it could be, Lakeside High School.

but using this word only relates to the males since the females are of course extremely hot.

Zaki: dude did you see what Jhon was wearing today? its awesome!
Vince: no queer, what school do you think i go to, st pius x?

or

Vince: man that meeting was so st pius i feel like a queer now.
Zaki: i know man what were you thinking going there your st piusing the whole place.

or

Vince: damn that girl was fine she must go to st pius.
Brent: oh i dont know man i go to pius so i like penis in my mouth.
Vince: yeah whatever queer.

by vicente8a October 12, 2009

St. John's wort

The best damn legal alternative to weed or marijuana. Some people don't know about it but It's sold in the medicine ailse and you don't even need a prescription. The high is not as strong as marijuana but it has the same effects. After taking two pills you will feel mellow and calm. Your thoughts will have thoughts. You can't cry because you're so drugged out. You body will get a little warm. You will be happy for no reason. It's awesome when listening to jazz or slow music.

I use St. John's wort when I'm too broke to buy weed.

by dawnmusic May 10, 2016

st anthony's fire

The intensely painful burning sensation in the limbs and extremities caused by ergot, the consequence of a fungus (Claviceps purpurea) that contaminates rye and wheat.

any acutely painful inflammatory skin disorder such as cellulitis, shingles, or erysipelas

by CarmaBell July 23, 2005