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california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.
by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016
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Cunt Wagon

A person whom carries his pimp dad's prostitutes to and from the customer residences.
Did you cunt wagon for your dad yestersday
by Pasounleashed November 27, 2016
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pope wagon

pope wagon is a physical definition of the head of the katlick church's FAITH that he wont be shot
pope benedick the 16th ratslayer rides in a protected pope wagon because he has FAITH that no ratlings will open fire with a gatlin gun
by humantheism October 4, 2010
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wagon

" Hey bro do you have a wagon for me? "
by EarthChildTrife February 6, 2010
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Amish Covered Wagon

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
by always_laugh December 14, 2013
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Chuck Wagon

A minivan driven around in the suburbs. You can pile up a lot of people and kids and items from the supermarket.
I see Marlene is driving the chuck wagon to Wal-Mart to go grocery shopping for her and them five kids.
by D-Day Fosho August 26, 2019
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Folks Wagon

A proper pronounciation and the real meaning of Volkswagen
During N@z! Period, H!tl3r and Porsche design a Folks Wagon Car
by Sir. B October 4, 2018
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