Breakdown Face

A threepiece band from South Wales who are best known for being the pioneers of the musical (or not musical, as the case may be) genre "shitcore." An intentionally awful band whose lyrical content includes stories of robots who smoke weed and descriptions of getting erections over slutty nurse's uniforms.

Guy 1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy 2: Breakdown Face!
Guy 1: Oh man! This is shit!
Guy 2: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!

by Basstard March 23, 2011

orange face

1. A person of over tanned
2. A person that uses alot of tan spray.
3. An Oumpalumpa

Put your shades on orange face is coming.

by CrazyP April 2, 2007

frump face

A girl with a nice body but an unattractive face. The same thing as a butterface, bagger, frump or Cleveland Brown.

We looked across the bar and thought we saw a hottie - she was slender and had pretty hair. But then she turned around and we saw her homely mug. She was a frump face, unfortunately.

by PMax March 9, 2008

schmitt-faced

getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.

Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate

by udanonymous April 28, 2008

Sucker face

A term extremely rarely used, spoken in place of a derogatory term when attempting to insult another person. It was invented by a woman who tends to brap at inappropriate times, and cannot pronounce words containing the letters ‘de’. She claims the term is widely used, though research has strictly proven otherwise. Surprisingly, the inventor is much older than 4-6 years of age, which is the typical range for which this word would be used, if at all. Also, this is the only age group that can use the term without sounding absolutely ridiculous.

Person 1: Have you seen the new lin-duh-berg shirt?

Person 2: No, I haven't even heard of the company.

Person 1: Shut up, you're a sucker face.

by alexis.r October 6, 2008

face rider

The act of riding someone's face for sexual gratification. IE forceful oral sex.

I'm glad you kept the beard, it gives me something to hold on to when I ride your face.

by Uncle Yusuf January 19, 2004

turd face

1. Big smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a piece of excrement.

2. Long smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a large piece of excrement.

3. Everybody who reads this.

1. My god. Lydia. You're such a BIG SMELLY TURD FACE.

2. Oh yeah Megan? Well you're a LONG SMELLY TURD FACE.

3. Yeah, you read this, you turd face.

by Lydigan December 9, 2004