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dildo pigeon

The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)
Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night
by Dildopigeon August 10, 2024
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Dildo Dealer

someone go sells dilods insteada drugs. it's better than a drug dealer because it'll last longer.
Sam- hey um what's a dildo dealer?
Cam- a person who sells dildos.
Sam- ohhh do you know where I can get one?
by Zayla McLellan May 21, 2022
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Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.
by Professional Racist February 2, 2022
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Code-Dildo

A synonym for the term accesswidener, commonly found in Fabric mods.
I just need to find a Code-Dildo to do the job.
by ballsandcta November 20, 2022
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Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017
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Dildoeing

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.
by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024
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Dildo Patrol

The increased security and police presence at WNBA games following the incidents of dildos being thrown onto the floor and at players
Damn, ever since that green monster hit Sophia Cunningham, the Dildo Patrol has been out in full force at the Valks games.
by MBizzle79 August 31, 2025
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