Sex on the cob

When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.

Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.

by Beers Lite May 17, 2020

teasing sex

teasing sex , definition of a termused to describe someone who likes to tease someone during sex, objectively making the second person in a semi-sense of pleasure, while also irritated, this is notably done before the sex starts. when the two people begin nuding.

An example of teasing sex would be rubbing someones cock tip, or squeezing someones boobs.

by hawkonthattuahgetit December 10, 2024

E-sex

Eletronic sex, Includes two fucking idiots making fucking weird noises in their rooms and masturbatin, you fucking ain't reproducing mofos.

A: E-sex?
B: Yes dwaddy 😫

by HaveBirchNoBitches November 5, 2023

sex

i dont know man how i supposed to know im a virgin

guy 1: yo bro i just had sex yesterday
guy 2: whats sex?

by sex haver two February 20, 2025

virgin sex

We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.

"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

Quest Sex

The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.

I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.

by KingjackMehoff May 8, 2022

Sex

Something is pleasurable, but everyone will stop & reduce sex. They realize that love matters, Retaining sexual energy is key in manifesting your dream life.

Sex is not be done like an animal, it’s be done in goodway for raising children & not doing abortion & condom use. WAKE UP WORLD

by Unknown8244 August 10, 2023