dog dirty

A very unclean person unwashed and without sexual cleanliness

See that girl she’s been with all the guys she’s dog dirty that one

by Memo check December 08, 2018

Dog month

Approx a 4-day length span of time where you meet a chick on Tinder and (more or less) fall madly in love with her. To sound less crazy, you start using a dog-years conversion (1yr = 7 dog yr) to make yourself feel ok about knowing this girl less than a week.

Bro, she’s the one. I’ve only known her about a dog month, but we’ve got a crazy connection.

Dog month? How long is that? A week?

Approximately 4 days and 3 hours..

by MC Chuck Chorus July 03, 2019

shoop dog

a baller who looks like a fag stick

look at shoop dog 😩

by everembob March 11, 2021

That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.

Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.

by Superdog- fuschia October 07, 2017

cancer dog

a dod that as been infected by a otk overload and cancer at the same time.

boy:what kind of dog is he
girl:a cancer dog
boy:oh well wanna listen to sixnine and drink lean
girl:sure

by 123456789076543211234567899876 March 28, 2018

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis March 11, 2012

dustie the dog

a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time

Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”

by lemaighphoe April 22, 2023