by 12324354678765434567 May 16, 2011
Get the Dog Boneing mug.by Definethesouf June 21, 2025
Get the Dog shit mug.when someone has lived for so long in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement to themselves and act as if there isn’t a relevant world outside of their town. Someone with small-town syndrome usually is majorly concerned with gossip and events only happening with people in their town and let their life revolve around such meaningless rumour
Ryan really has big dog syndrome. Despite being 30 and graduating 12 years ago, he kept wearing his letterman's jacket and talking about the good old days of Smallville football.
by mikehoncho89 June 1, 2022
Get the big dog syndrome mug.This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.
Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
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Get the Jack is a dog mug.To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
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Get the Stroking your dog mug.by IButterMyNutter August 28, 2020
Get the Shmot Dog mug.What it the dog doing? I never actually ever got this meme to be honest, like does he really want the mint or not. Like, bro dogs don't like mints. Didn't some random vine guy make that video? I'm not sure... BUT I do know that there are a lot of different kinds of dogs including, pit bulls, shiatzus, giraffes, camels. I REMEMBER! camels use the vomit in their stomach to spit out at people, kinda weird huh. I can't believe its 9:32 pm right now I got school tomorrow man. This is stupid. But I can go to sleep. I just recently learned how to curve a bowling ball. Its kind of cool because I got 3 strikes in one game, and a score of 72! Do you guys like bowling? I mean its fun. That also reminds me of the guy in GTA that said "Nico, lets go bowling." But other than that I guess I'm fine. I just start going when the what is when where to be of the philosophical beings. Dude, I'm going to bed.
Huh? where am I exactly in the erethemical plain of non existence of when the dog doing BING CHILLING where am I now?
by Joj2 March 9, 2023
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