by Charles Albert Krza November 8, 2022

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)
by Dorf rrats December 8, 2022

by Odd little potato January 27, 2019

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer
Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged
by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023

by Rose Arie April 13, 2022

by Daddy🥵 May 9, 2020
