Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.

Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.

by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018

Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.

P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!

by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017

hot loaf

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.

Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!

by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017

hot back soup

When you cum on someone's back and your cum pools into the small of their back.

I made hot back soup with Tammy last night.

by WhoWantsToEatACoyote July 23, 2017

hot ross

A "hot ross" describes the action of smoking a blunt from between someone's butt cheeks.

"Yo dog, I hook up with this girl last night and she let me do a hot ross."

by Killaaxeman July 18, 2017

Hot pockets

The area between a woman's thigh and vagina. Small indention in upper thigh that covers vagina keeping it hot.

That thick girls hot pockets make her pussy so hot!!!

by Nightwolf5525 July 26, 2017

hot cut

The act of farting in someones mouth.

To play a revenge prank on my passed out friend, I quietly got into position to give him a hot cut right into his open mouth.

by LuckyBas_Tard August 4, 2017