by Jave dog April 21, 2020
When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017
She was the one who shot the dog when the guy she ordered to do it said he wouldn't do it. Since it wasn't her first time shooting a dog, that made her a serial dog killer.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
by Wonder Fuck April 11, 2018
Not a widely recognized phrase, popularized in Rockstar Games 2010 title 'Red Dead Redemption'. The expression is used to describe the act of engaging in casual conversation, often without any specific purpose other than to socialize or pass the time. Similar to more commonly known phrases such as 'shooting the breeze' or 'chewing the fat,' 'Chewin’ the dog' brings to mind images of relaxed, informal dialogue.
Jake: "You ain't very talkative, are you?"
John: "No."
Jake: "I'm just chewin' the dog, mister. It's how I am. I don't mean nothin' by it."
John: "No."
Jake: "I'm just chewin' the dog, mister. It's how I am. I don't mean nothin' by it."
by yungdookiesac April 01, 2024
A cute dog that likes to jump on people and doesn’t concert you when you cry. They are small dogs that are annoying and very stupid they always think that there the king and act like they’re the alpha. They always are followed you and will love you until the day you die.
A dog named Wyndham
likes to bark at squirrels and be very annoying, but he’s caring and will do anything for you.
likes to bark at squirrels and be very annoying, but he’s caring and will do anything for you.
by Julia Lasky December 13, 2017
by vandaline October 07, 2021