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When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking β€œstfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: β€œDid you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017
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