Mud-dogging

The act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina

Mud-dogging: the act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina. Paul told me he mud-dogged his wife last night. He said it felt like stepping into the mud in a warm lake.

by King Mud-Dog June 24, 2024

He has a cute dog.

A discreet way of discussing a man’s ass at the office, without setting off HR bells.

Do you know Jonathan? Yes! He has a cute dog. (followed by knowing laughter)

by ShadowSmith June 24, 2024

Prairie dogging

When poop pokes out of your butthole and goes back in

I need to go to the restroom right now, I'm prairie dogging.

by Diamondxo June 24, 2024

Cuba Dog

A youth who works on the doors, pal.

"Cuba Dog doesn't think he's 'ard, he knows he's 'ard!"

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Left pocket dog shit

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔

“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”

by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024

Shaggy Dog Story

Can have three meanings:
1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies

1. "I said the shaggy dog story to a couple of fellows, funny to think they actually laughed"
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

Dog

A tomato that smells like an onion and looks the color green

I bought about 70 dogs yesterday

by User T70 July 6, 2024