cock puddy

A huge wang that sheds it's skin, in order to be able to preform the tasks it must to please the anus

I can't believe I shed my cock puddy and that bitch still sucked me off

by King Walker February 11, 2017

Cock muzzle

A male chastity belt that is used because someone can't keep there dick out of trouble

Noah needed a cock muzzle because he was such a whore

by A1day1b2day2 February 12, 2017

wooden cock

a great invention made by Gabriel in the Slöjdsal

wow that's a cool wooden cock!

by YourNan28 February 13, 2017

Curling Cock Special

When when one or more men wrap the female's hair around their cock, simulating a curling iron, and then jams it down said female's throat.

Man, she came in for a haircut, but I had to give her the Curling Cock Special.

by BrianMccaleb February 20, 2017

wobly cock

a person who never has a boner or erection they also where skin tight jeans so its not so wobly.

my co worker jim has wobly cock

by Phat_ February 23, 2017

Cock head

The people that decided what gets put on urban dictionary, yeah you reading this! Also please tell me exactly why this can't be put in the dictionary minus this sentence!

Every time I try to submit a word it gets rejected by some stupid cock head!

by Shaving Cream Is Delishos February 26, 2017

dirt cock

A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around

John is a complete dirt cock

by Dirt cock March 2, 2017