national lisha rae day

national lisha rae day is a day where we celebrate lisha rae and listen to her music

everyday is national lisha rae day

by yourememberthattttt October 4, 2024

National Kiss a Wrestler Day

April 15th is National kiss a wrestler day because Wrestlers do some really hard work all year round and they deserve a kiss so on April 15th find the cutest wrestler and give him a kiss

Becky:Hey Josh do you know what today is?
Josh:April 15th?
Becky:Nope *kisses him*, it’s National kiss a wrestler day
Josh:Boy am I glad I did wrestling

by HighVoltageOutdoors March 2, 2023

National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo. This means there is a temporary "No Homo" statement to everybody for the entire day.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Charles Martines October 26, 2022

National Ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!

boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day

by athleticsponge November 2, 2020

opportunity nation

n. 1. Phrase coined by Mitt Romney to describe American economic policy as compared to Europe.
2. A nation where the rich get richer, and the poor get fucked.

"We are an opportunity nation." - Mitt Romney

by Erasmus Smith January 4, 2012

national sol’s day

when a group of people gather at the their local bar sole d’italia for a couple vegas bombs.

its national sol’s day, let’s drink

(it’s actually just a regular thursday)

by kimkill October 19, 2023