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The farmer laughed as the cow let out a loud zoom in the pasture.
by gogeta121 February 6, 2025
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Zoomba

Don’t be such a Zoomba
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zoomjakol

Bunch of Indonesians jerking it on zoom, for some reason there's always over 10 of them in there.
Mainly seen on twitter with #zoomjakol
Join my zoom #zoomjakol
by GetDutched March 20, 2025
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Zoomercon

The opposite of a Boomercon. A Zoomercon (Zoomer + Conservative) is a young heavily online right-winger, ranging from their teens to their 20s. Zoomercons differ heavily from Boomercons in many issues, as Zoomercons show preference towards extremely nativist, white nationalist and anti-Jewish views.
Boomercons heavily support Israel while Zoomercons hate it, Boomercons support mass migration as long as it's legal while Zoomercons only want white migrants, Boomercons tend to like corporations while Zoomercons hate them because they see them as globalist and Jewish at their core.
Joe: Why don't those kids like Israel, are they a bunch of leftists?
Billy: No, they're zoomercons.
by Running in the 2090s March 22, 2025
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zooman

zooman (noun)

A person known exclusively through video calls (especially Zoom), never encountered in physical space, and therefore distinct from a “human” in the sense of lived, in-person experience.

A relationship that exists only in virtual interaction, lacking the full dimensionality, sensory presence, and embodied connection associated with a human you’ve met face-to-face.
“We’ve shared a lot online, but he’s still a zooman, not yet a human in my world.”
by groberto78 March 19, 2026
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Zoomerism

The characteristic way in which members of Generation Z view politics and political discourse. It is defined by either adopting a worldview with an almost religious fever, or on the flipside, being unable to view politics without layers of irony and post-irony, destroying any semblance of meaning from any phrase, word, or belief to the point where no serious understanding of the person's legitimate worldview can be derived.
Person 1: BidenBot will destroy Orange Man with his radical woke liberal energy blast in the 2028 US Presidential Election.

Person 2: You cannot seriously be going to work while there is *thing happening*

Person 3: America falls more and more into complete Zoomerism by the day.
by Trackhawk9000 May 9, 2025
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Zoomboom

Part of Speech:
Noun / Verb

Definition:
The act of launching into a long-winded, detail-heavy monologue that no one asked for—and no one can escape. Often repetitive, oddly specific, and delivered with zero awareness that everyone else has emotionally left the room.

Traits include:
– Repeating the same point with minor grammatical variations
– Unsolicited deep dives into niche topics (e.g., printer ink pricing trends since 2004)
Facial expressions that suggest the speaker believes they're crushing it
(noun)

"That wasn’t a meeting—it was a 45-minute Zoomboom about Q3 binder clip inventory."

"We were talking about burritos, and she launched into a full-on Zoomboom about Aztec farming practices."

"We were talking about lunch options and suddenly Dave went full zoomboom about olive oil extraction methods."

"That wasn’t a meeting, that was a 45-minute Zoomboom with a PowerPoint."

(verb)

"I asked how his weekend was, and he zoomboomed me with a monologue about grout selection for his bathroom."

"Please don't ask her about hiking gear. She will zoomboom you into a coma."

"Don’t get her started on her dog’s digestive issues unless you want to be zoomboomed into next week."

"I tried to sneak out of the conversation, but he zoomboomed me with his entire fantasy football draft strategy."
by DocScotsman June 14, 2025
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