turd waffle

when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)

Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!

by napoleon bitch;) May 17, 2011

Pancake and Waffle

A pair of two chick best friends in the world.

1. They're totally Pancake and Waffle, they go together so well.

2. Those hotties go together like Pancakes and Waffles.

3.
Pancake: I love you Waffle.

Waffle: I love you too Pancake.

by bitchpl0x March 28, 2009

Palin Waffle

Palin waffle is a product brought out my McCain Ltd. It is often used to say when someone is lieing Is synonymous for bullshit.

Person 1 : It is a shame that you all cause so much global warming with your CO2.
Person 2 : That's almost as tasty as palin waffle.

by palinwaffle March 9, 2009

blue waffle al fresco

The ultimate in outdoor dining.Munchin' on blueberry Eggo on the front porch.

I'm enjoying a blue waffle al fresco

by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

Blue waffle

Vagina of a smurf.

Handy Smurf: Why is Smurfette's dress so short?

Papa Smurf: She is showing off her blue waffle again.

by Hitler78 April 26, 2019

Blue Waffle

an infected vagina usually caused by excessive whoreness, usually they colour blue or green, hence the name blue waffle,

person 1: she looks like a whore
person 2: she probably has a blue waffle

by MusicLover14 April 5, 2010

Blue Waffle

someone with a dirty pussy thats blue and full of puss filled zits.

Blue Waffle = Lauren Vanhorn
Lauren Vanwhore Has A Blue Waffle

by ALovezyuhbitch January 21, 2011