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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
by tackonator May 29, 2012
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Watch a crocodile

You: Bye bye

Troll: Watch a crocodile

You: wtf...

Troll:...
by one two three is peeface March 11, 2011
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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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Watch

Thing that shows time but has now lost it's use because of a worldwide competitor named smartphone. It's now worn only for show off.
She: Hey, look I have bought a new watch!
He: So, will you use it to track time or what?
by Chuchu's chuchu November 24, 2021
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adhd watching

When you're watching a show but you have adhd & can't focus so you do other stuff with the show in the bg
by Superjuliam May 20, 2023
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watch that fake

A slang term created by, and spread by, high school students in Ohio. It’s actual meaning isn’t very clear, it is simply something someone says when they say any to make it clear that something someone has said is foolish. The A’s in “fake” are often elongated for affect.
“That was a really goofy thing to say, how about you stop messing around and watch that fake.”
by Edwardus May 21, 2023
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Watch yo rear view

When a stupid cuh believes he has opps and decides he will tell others to watch their rear view in attempt to scare the opposition
He has “watch yo rear view” in his bio
by World-Dictionary February 28, 2023
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