When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.
I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”
by Berthabear3000 May 24, 2019
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1) A tool of George W. Bush.
2) A person who unquestionably follows or supports George W. Bush.
3) A person who exhibits Bush-like qualities and/or mannerisms.
2) A person who unquestionably follows or supports George W. Bush.
3) A person who exhibits Bush-like qualities and/or mannerisms.
Mitt Romney is a bush-tool.
by Billyfab January 7, 2007
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A cog in the corporate machine.
Someone whose net worth is slightly above that of office machine.
An employee known more readily to the corporate decision-makers by his or her employee number rather than by name.
A college-educated employee who makes the same wages as that gum-chewing, fingernail-painting, web-surfing, GED-holding front-desk worker downstairs.
Someone whose job task involves suppressing any creative or thoughtful contribution and merely inputting the data required by THE MAN and outputting the results they expect.
See also whipping boy
A cog in the corporate machine.
Someone whose net worth is slightly above that of office machine.
An employee known more readily to the corporate decision-makers by his or her employee number rather than by name.
A college-educated employee who makes the same wages as that gum-chewing, fingernail-painting, web-surfing, GED-holding front-desk worker downstairs.
Someone whose job task involves suppressing any creative or thoughtful contribution and merely inputting the data required by THE MAN and outputting the results they expect.
See also whipping boy
“I had to go meet our often-disgruntled and potentially belligerent customers wearing a black t-shirt that reads in bold, white type: “How Are We Doing?” along with our customer comment phone number. I am such a corporate tool.”
by THX 1138 February 12, 2004
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