The words one puts while filing taxes to acquire a tax return. Commonly used by college students whose parents have a "tax guy."
by vrmegabyte March 18, 2017
Get the Single Zeromug. by TheUrbanDictition January 2, 2024
Get the zeromug. A holiday established in 2024, Zero Fucksgiving is the counter to Thanksgiving, and is celebrated the 4th Thursday of May. Because it is not yet recognized as a national holiday, revelers opt to celebrate it on the following weekend.
During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.
If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.
During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.
If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.
by Pixie Rainbow Farts May 26, 2024
Get the Zero Fucksgivingmug. Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."
Iam "You gotta stop doing that."
Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."
Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."
Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."
Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."
Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
Iam "You gotta stop doing that."
Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."
Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."
Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."
Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."
Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
Get the Zeromug. A song by The Smashing Pumpkins which has an even better guitar solo than Wasted Years by Iron Maiden and that's saying something.
Iron Maiden is my favourite band don't get me wrong, but The Smashing Pumpkins smashed the guitar solo for Zero so much in fact it is better than Wasted Years.
by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022
Get the Zeromug. Zero is the kindest person that you could ever meet. they love angsty romance and action-packed animes like JJBA, and Madoka Magica. Don't forget how masculine and swag they are.
by swagpersonlol June 14, 2021
Get the Zeromug. by Zero!!! June 29, 2021
Get the Zeros royal guardmug.