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Zero

Zero is the kindest person that you could ever meet. they love angsty romance and action-packed animes like JJBA, and Madoka Magica. Don't forget how masculine and swag they are.
'Have you talked to Zero today? I told the moon about him, and they're my favorite Space boy.'
by swagpersonlol June 14, 2021
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Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.
Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
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Zeros royal guard

Girls that are down for to be loyal royal guards for zeros kingdom
Who are you? I’m apart of zeros royal guard!!
by Zero!!! June 29, 2021
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zero

a really cool person. they might be a dry texter but they’re so much fun to be around. they’re gay.
- zero is so cool man.
by zerosaysstuff November 20, 2021
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Zero

Zero is the precise amount of bitches I will obtain.
by TheRuszard April 3, 2024
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JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achille, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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