Pick a tree

When your friend wants to hang you.

“You wrong for that. Go pick a tree”

by bluesmoke2 March 9, 2018

Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

splittin trees

The act of sharing marijuana cigarettes with others.

"Man, I know her, she get high! We was splittin trees all night!

by GBlaster June 13, 2013

Tree Wookie

a person who would wookie in the trees during the Vietnam war

I hate tree wookie

by Wooker April 21, 2021

Tree kids

A completely different species compared to standard high schoolers that you always know due to their hyper active nature. You’ll find them funny, but once you laugh they cling onto you like your a couple. They think you’re friends with them and will boast to the others that you’re friends. Most of the time they will be doing some autistic shit, and standardly that’s why you laugh

Ileanna: Devan, what are you doing with Thomas?
Devan:help me. *whispering* they’re tree kids

by Thatnibbaaaron June 28, 2019

tree slayer

One who slays trees with a vengeance or as he's known round these parts, Glenn Durant Jr.

My dad the tree slayer

by Honkcd June 29, 2015

Tree rodent

Your common, everyday squirrel. The bullies of urban wildlife

When I take my dog for a walk in the park, c the tree rodents tease him unmercifully.

by anonymous October 16, 2021