Mercy Wank

To be on ones hands and knees masturbating frantically while crying. Usually after being dumped.

"I see Matt got dumped"
"haha yeah he'll be having a mercy wank tonight"

by Shabberz February 14, 2013

Blackout Wank

A blackout wank is when an individual decides to jerk off when they are very drunk and are unlikely to remember it. A blackout wank maybe done in public, the presence of friends or on ones own.

Stroemer was very drunk and decided to have a blackout wank.

by Max2001 March 22, 2021

Hutchence wank

Autoerotic asphyxiation, as in death in the style of Michael Hutchence, singer from INXS.

At first David Carradine's death looked like suicide, but it turns out he might have died from the old Hutchence wank.

by Giacomo Mentum June 06, 2009

Wank Pants

Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.

Dude those pants are horrible!

Yea but they make great wank pants.

Whats that?

You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.

by DeeZamBOOGLA January 16, 2013

bird wank

To begin masturbation without finishing entirely.

Aww, man. I only had time for a bird wank.

by juliea. October 06, 2010

Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

by AledLlyr June 06, 2011

Space Wank

A Masturbation session while experiencing the effects of Marijuana.

"Dude, I just had the best Space Wank. The buds you gave me are too good!"

by Space wank November 04, 2014