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FAP

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Remember, no FAP November, bust a nut December.
by Lost guy2223 December 3, 2017
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novotel fap

The action of grouping together in a Novotel and having a fap amongst mates
Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in

Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap
by Fap Monster !! November 22, 2021
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Fap

To masturbate vigorously.

What females do when they find someone extremely attractive.

Ex..
"UGH, I really just need a fap and nap".
by Klah00 July 26, 2020
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Fap sap

It is just another way of saying jizz
Is that ice cream on the floor? “No it’s fap sap”
by 6969695 January 14, 2020
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Fap Cave

"Hey Timmy, you coming to the Fap Cave later"
"Hell yeah I am"
by Moostatio February 15, 2018
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fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom
by Mr Fap December 3, 2013
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fap trolling

A non-consensual kink wherein someone engages in trolling behavior online to attempt to “dominate” unsuspecting participants in a forum or a comment section, with the explicit intent to derive sexual gratification from this act. Some fap trollers will make it clear that they are fantasizing about the emotional state or physical appearance of their targets in their comments. The targets may be members of the fap troll’s preferred gender, but this is not always the case. Can be difficult to differentiate from regular trolling but the content of their comments can reveal their intent.
Example 1
Person 1: this person keeps trolling me in this comment section and won’t leave me alone!
Person 2: They seem to be really enthusiastic about the idea that they’re making you angry, they’re probably fap trolling, stop commenting if you really want to annoy them

Example 2
Person 1: Hey, I saw like a million comments you left on this one post, I didn’t know you cared that much about subject
Person 2: I don’t really care that much, I was just fap trolling, I didn’t realize it would show up on your feed, my bad
by sunnydestruxtion May 5, 2022
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