The Orange Dragon

Lines of crushed Adderall.

I apologize, I was riding The Orange Dragon and riding it hard.

by Allen Bogart June 6, 2013

dragon blastify

A medieval term for the explosion of love created by a dragon in the process of mating... So intense!

The princess came into the room then got a Dragon Blastify in the face from a distants.

by Datguydoelol January 30, 2014

Choco Dragon

A turd that you know will burn when it passes out your butthole. The turd seems to have literally burned your rectum.

God my ass burned after I released that choco dragon!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

cunt dragon

When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.

Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon

by gizmorpheus December 20, 2014

Freedom Dragon

The dragon located at the national archives in Washington D.C. aka the Freedom Dragon is the reconstructed remains of a dragon that perished at the battle of Yorktown. Recent debates have erupted on whether the Dragon really exists but it's unknown due to its stealthy hiding spot behind the large doors located at the front.

Did you guys hear about the freedom dragon? It's dead now.

by Websterz Dickstionary July 2, 2015

dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.

Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.

by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015

Cumodo Dragon

Ejaculating on a man's facial hair, and allowing to it to drip down their face, giving the impression of a bearded dragon.

Larry gave Twan a Cumodo Dragon last night, or so I hear.

by Sinh November 10, 2015