tom clancy

Whoever think this guy doesn't write good books is f***ing retarted. Patriot Games and Rainbow Six are two of the greatest books of all time, and if you don't think so you probably can't read. Either that or you haven't actually read his books.

Tom Clancy is one of the best authors of all time. He also has awesome movies and video games. Tom Clancy Kicks Ass!

by stevedawg13 May 21, 2006

tom porter

A midget little cunt who thinks he knows it all and is always right a boy who also has a very small genital area

Damn he is really annoying he must be tom porter

by Zxtr1ckshotsxz June 13, 2016

French Tom

When you ejaculate on a man or woman s face underneath the nose in the shape of a handle bar mustache.

Dude i totally gave Alice a French Tom last night. I even got some in her nose.

by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009

tom luca

A man with muscles and a really really large penis.
He spreads out Testosteron.
A perfect boyfriend Who is smart and cool.
He is rich and chilled.

Oh there is a nice guy, i think its a Tom luca.

Im wet betwenn my legs.

Im about to cum just lookin at him.

Oh its tom luca.

by Diggiiilol December 5, 2016

Tom Hagen

Someone who has been kicked out of a group. Someone who has been part of something for a long time and now removed.

"Haven't seen him around" yea he's Tom Hagen!

by Joey Slang March 28, 2015

The Tom Wolf

When a state’s governor fucks every single citizen then gets re-elected.

Wow, that fucker really gave me the Tom wolf last night. Can’t wait for 4 more years of ass fucking!

by The jammin mammy November 7, 2020

tom's restaurant

the name of the diner that the seinfeld crew always went to. While the Tom's was blocked out on the show, it is an actual restaurant found in new york that has amazing business thanks to the show.

Tom's restaurant must have great food if they always went there, right?

by thegreatmonkey November 23, 2004