People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.
Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.
Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.
Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!
Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.
Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!
by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023
Get the Kindness Policemug. by CamWhill Fweindel September 2, 2010
Get the Dece Policemug. When a crazy bitch has bipolar disorder but if you mention it around her, she'll have a fit. The acronym for the Boston Police Department is the same acronym for Bipolar Disorder; BPD.
by Hugh JassX August 4, 2022
Get the Boston police departmentmug. by Ugwee baby September 3, 2018
Get the Mutha fucken policemug. Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.
Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.
This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.
Live and Learn !!
This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.
Live and Learn !!
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
Get the Police hocus-pocusmug. A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
Get the The Joke Policemug. Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
Get the catfish policemug.