dirt nap

When a drunk person falls down on a dirty floor/ground and proceeds to stay there

"After all that vodka, she took a dirt nap at a pizza joint"

by stew19 October 29, 2009

dirt merchant

A person who is employed by the NAVY and disobeys direct orders and regulations. A dirt merchant may also intentionally not salute officers. Also a person who smells of cigarettes, copenhagen, booze, and strippers.

Cody is a real dirt merchant.

by LCPO of the Dirt Merchants June 6, 2009

dirt-eater

Persons who come from or have ancestry in the continent of Asia or the Pacific Islands. This term is rooted in fact because asians sqaut and enjoy dirt.

I can't believe my friend Kevin is dating a swarthy dirt-eater

by Dude-Person March 17, 2003

Dirt Squirrel

A dirt squirrel is a person who exhibits rather irritating annoying behavior amongst others. They tend to have dirty bum holes, poo stained underwear and have unnecessarily large amounts of hair located over the mustache area of the face and lower regions south of the belt buckle. The word can be used in Context

"Wow Hailey you really are a dirt squirrel" or " Hey stop buying smoothies you dirt squirrels" or "Hey shock ramp your a ming mang Dirt Squirrel"

Dirt Squirrel

by thatsrightmate April 14, 2010

Bum Dirt

The remainder of bum beef around your ring

I must go and clean of this bum dirt!

by Matilda Dave August 9, 2003

dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

by Joey May 13, 2005

dirt-stache

dirt-stache (n)
A "mustache" that looks like dirt above one's lip.

Oh my gosh, look at this dude. He has a dirt-stache. What a loser!

by 79xx April 26, 2017