smooth face

describing someone with a complexion that reflects someone with a disability or particularly downs syndrome.

"Tom! Shut up you smooth face bastard!"

by clubba laing June 14, 2007

Eat Face

in snowboarding: to have an extremely bad fall which caused you to get a mouth full of snow.

this jump looks intense. I'm going to eat face

by steasefactor December 21, 2010

face custard

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I think you have a bit of face custard on your chin.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

Mom Face

It's when an attractive young adult a female has a worn out expression due to children, or if the young female has a worn out look in general.

Did you see Karen? She's hot, but she has a Mom face which is a little bit of a turnoff.

by Tribal_Warfare December 27, 2009

Breakdown Face

A threepiece band from South Wales who are best known for being the pioneers of the musical (or not musical, as the case may be) genre "shitcore." An intentionally awful band whose lyrical content includes stories of robots who smoke weed and descriptions of getting erections over slutty nurse's uniforms.

Guy 1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy 2: Breakdown Face!
Guy 1: Oh man! This is shit!
Guy 2: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!

by Basstard March 23, 2011

Sexy face

Someone that always has a seductive smile or smirk, and no one will ever know if it’s intentional.

Girl why he always got that seductive smile on his face? Oh u mean the sexy face?

by Curvalicious March 5, 2018

Potato-faced

Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.

Have you ever noticed that all of the girls' parents on 16 & pregnant are potato-faced hicks?

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014