Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"
by Granka July 1, 2018
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Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
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It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
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