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A Shitbender

A person so un-eloquent in their use of lies and bullshit that the act of them speaking equates to "shit-bending." Overglorificaton of ones self makes one a shitbender. Exaggeration of an event to the point of absurdity makes one a shitbender.
Statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by shitbenders.

"Yea i don't care about money, I have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. They are all fighting over me" (this legendary shitbender worked as a housekeeper)
Me: "I have never heard anything so crazy come out of anyone's mouth, ever!

Response: "He's a shitbender, that's all that comes out."
by MBTGIYM October 22, 2014
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wacky shirley

When a woman receives oral sex while sitting on a man's face and reading her Twitter feed on her phone.
John was so bad at sex that I just did a Wacky Shirley.
by Veronica Came December 12, 2015
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wacky shirley

When a girl sits on a guys face and reads her tweets.
How was your date?

Oh good! I wacky shirley -ed, which was good for me. :)
by Atah8 February 28, 2016
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red shilled

Red shilled people are the tinfoil hats of the current generation.
The original meaning (red pilled) has its origins in The Matrix (Movie, 1999).
They don't listen to official sources (e.g. Media) but frequent forums that advertise consipracy theories and spread fear mongering (e.g. Alex Jones/ /pol/).
Since 'red pill' refers to the ultimate truth and nothing but the truth, red shilled users easily associate with posts/articles that claim to be red pilled or are advertised this way.
The irony is, that red shilled people suspect the media to be brainwashing them while in fact they are letting themselves be brainwashed by people that in a lot of cases just want to see the world burn (e.g. 4chan).
The red pill meme is also often used by Alt Right groups in order to distribute false or misleading information.
Phrases that might be used by a red shill:
'Women allow refugees to openly exploit our countries'
'Feminism is the cancer of the modern society'
'The cloud people are behind this'
'The government contaminates tap water in order to steralize males'

Example in a sentence:
"Holy fuck you are red shilled beyond recognition, corrupted doesn't even begin to describe it"
by Lemonsqueezer8000000 April 12, 2017
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large shite

A way to describe someone who is being irritating, offensive or all of the above.
Liam was a large shite as soon as he came out of the womb
by nadpad August 3, 2017
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Raymond Shiled

mastermind of aai2
"raymond shiled is the mastermind of aai2"
by ifoundaway,ifoundawayway February 15, 2018
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Emmy Shipleee

She likes to through food and fits primarily at the same time. Also she compains about mostly everything.
Wow, look at that girl throwing food. She is such an Emmy Shipleee
by interhoe September 27, 2018
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