Roast Beef and Salad

When you go down on a girl to eat box and asshole at the same time

"Nick, what did you have for dinner last night?"
" Nick: I had Alexa's Roast beef and Salad"

by Tommy Long Cock February 25, 2018

huevos salados

A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.

(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )

Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!

(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)

by Mark H February 23, 2004

salad

A marijuana mix; a bag with multiple types of marijuana in it

At Harvest Fest there were tons of different strains but no baggies, so I came back with a salad.

by reddan February 18, 2009

tossed my salad

Licking another's Ass. Also known as Analingus.

Your mom tossed my salad!

by Southernguy January 17, 2014

Salad Shooter

A vegitarian or vegan with the runs.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

egg salad

Slang for 'excellent'

"I did what you asked, sir."

"Egg salad!"

by j-reddd April 2, 2008

side salad

is getting or giving a tossed salad to a dwarf or midget.

At that bachelor party the dancers gave each other side salads.

by sg420 May 3, 2010