satan roast

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.

"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"

by BeerSponge November 25, 2013

Jihad Roast

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.

Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"

by Inwestphilyborn September 30, 2016

ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.

Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana

by Louonions May 9, 2022

Roast

When you can say "owned" afterwards, that is a roast ma dudes

You just got roasted/owned man!

by Roaster1337 October 15, 2017

Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.

“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome”

by Calonizier April 16, 2023

Roast Hen

An attractive person

Person 1: "Get a load of TRHOT"
Person 2: "What? That makes no sense."
Person 1: "That Roast Hen over there. They're attractive! You should ask them out."

by Andre Boule May 6, 2021

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022