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post senioritis 

after graduating high school,getting lazy in the beggining of college.
student: wow,im just too lazy to do my work and just graduated from high school and i had a bad case of senioritis and now im still lazy i just started college,im procrastinating my work..
student 2:wow already! i think you have post senioritis hahaha better go to the doctor!
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Post-System-Crash Depression 

Post-System-Crash Depression (or PSCD) is the inevitable feeling and/or onset of depression brought on by the failure of a significant electronics item. It is marked by the general symptoms of depression usually centered around the idea that the 'reliable' system they had been using has failed them utterly. Examples of failures that may cause the condition include (but are not limited to):

1) Video Game Crashes after significant amounts of unsaved progress
2) Computer component failure

The only know cure for PSCD is time. Eventually the individual will reconcile with his system and accept its faults and try to improve upon them. In some cases though, therapy has been shown to aid the process.

While normally applied to electronics, PSCD can be used to describe similar symptoms that occur due to the failure of a physical system.

PSCD condition may be related to a the phenomenon of losing ones invincibility virginity, an occurrence in which a victim becomes depressed after having a significantly traumatic even occur to them, who before didn't think or realize such a thing could befall them.
Guy 1: Man, Steve's been unhappy all week. I thought hed be happy once he'd got his computer back.

Guy 2: Well, you know. It's that Post-system-crash depression. He just doesn't think thing s will ever be the same.

Post kill 

When someone comments on a facebook post (status) and totally kills it for anyone else wishing to comment or like.
Somone posts about a crazy party they were at the previous night, and one of their friends (often an outcast or parent) posts about how they shouldnt be doing things like that about the totally boring night they had at their house, a total post kill.
Post kill by chillwords 356 January 1, 2011

Post-Holiday Hangover 

A feeling of depression or overall melancholy when the Holiday season has passed, having to go back to work and/or school is a major factor in Post-Holiday hangover symptoms.
John: "Hey, do you know where Phil's at?"

Susan: "Ah, he told me he was calling in sick today. post-holiday hangover got the best of him, I suppose."

post-coital patty cake 

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.
Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

Post-scran-scran 

A meal eaten after the main meal.
It might be just a snack or another entire meal depending on your hunger, appetite and stamina.
Always savory and not sweet like duff, pre-scran-duff or post-duff-duff.
A couple of hours after a meal you might get the munchies and order in a kebab, or a curry.
After a meal out in a fancy restaurant you might still be hungry and go for some post-scran-scran at macdonalds.

Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.
Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.
Post-Failed Sex Disorder by Nross December 1, 2011