poser

an enemy of the celery.

a funny one though

celery: "hey look, its the posers"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"

by lovelyhatz May 17, 2023

Poser

This guy named ChEFF Tron. He's a huge fake ass poser. This guy thinks he's clever and smart but has no genuine characteristics of his own. He tries to act like a high and mighty holy roller but that's as phony as his personality. He won't shut up about how hot his 150 year old wrinkled ass mummy of a wife is either. This idiot thinks because everyone smiles to his face that they're not talkin shit about how stupid he is behind his back. He has no real friends just people that tolerate him.

Ah shit, here comes Poser ChEFF. Did he see me? Ah Fuck, he did! Just smile and laugh and try not to punch him in his phony ass face.

by PissedOffAnus June 8, 2024

Poser' Up

A form of fetish that glorifies the fetishization and dressing of "Posers" in a Sub-Cultural setting. Goth, Punk, Emo, etc.

Have you seen Erin Micklow recently? she's all Poser'd Up

I'd love to poser' up that chick i see all the time at Punk shows, she seems innocent enough.

Up the Poser'-Ups!

by WWACKO July 10, 2024

Poser Goth.

Someone who dresses Goth, but doesn't pay enough attention to Goth lyrics to understand that to be Goth is to listen to the music, and also to rebel against the mainstream. If you see someone in a Bauhaus shirt, but they are talking like this: "bruh for real. Bro what. Bro says. Bro this, bro that. That's lit. That's fire ", it's a good chance they are a poser.

"Bro, broooooo bro." Bro- a term used by normal people, that is rejected by alternative subcultures. Slang denotes a poser Goth.

by Indigo!RavenNeverMore March 25, 2025

Poser

A word invented by music-nazis (Especially in metal) to refer to someone who likes a song or a band that the music-nazi doesn't like.

"Man, you like Wind Rose? That's some poser shit right there" "Shut up dude, I know you had sex with your sister yesterday."

by Warpztone Lova April 22, 2025

Bogus poser

A phrase usually used to describe someone that acts foolishly or commits unwise actions.

After acting foolishly in his class, Carl was labeled a bogus poser by his classmates.

by Lrocthestoner April 9, 2024

poser

(TYPICALLY METAL GENRE) a poser is someone using a specific genre/band as a way to impress someone. for example, if your crush says they like the misfits, you buy a misfits shirt, not knowing any of their songs or anything about them.
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little rant-
people keep saying that bands like SOAD, deftones and other "nu metal" bands are poser bands just because they don't sound like black sabbath, metallica, iron maiden, slayer, megadeth, etc. there are many different sub-genres in metal, and it shouldn't restrict to JUST thrash, death, or other "heavier" sub-genres. SOAD and deftones aren't even really nu metal, they just do what they like to do. they're not poser bands. like what you like, and listen to whatever you want to listen to.

someone: *sees someone in a nirvana shirt* "hey, what's your favorite nirvana song?"

poser:"uh.. I don't know any.. I just think its cute."

someone:"poser.."

by sl1pth0tt March 12, 2024